#jasper ave

[lydia-duggan]

• Taken April 24, 2023 •

[obsidiannebula]

You good, buddy?

~Jasper

I'm frickin fantastic dude

[eboni-napalm]

◯ for Lord Xander and Perfect Cell!

~Jasper

HELL YES IT'S TIME TO GUSH ABOUT MY MEN ◯ - Just gush about what you love about them, it can be anything you want!: Xander - Okay for real though? When the spoiler artwork for New Capenna was revealed, I took one look at this man and said the dreaded four words- "Oh no, he's hot"- and never once looked back. The amount of dreams I've had with him as we share a waltz that leads into stolen kisses and him ravishing me or relentlessly teasing me while I'm on my knees and me begging for him to pLEASE JUST FUC- *is bonked* -ahem. But yeah, I have so many art commissions with him and even a body pillow because this DEVILISHLY handsome vampire demon man just took over my life and it's part of the reason why I'm so attached to New Capenna as a whole. It gave me a fictional husband that, at that point, had never warmed his way into my heart so fast besides Simon. So yeah, he earns every gush opportunity I can give him. God, what a babe. Perfect Cell - Ah yes, the character who became my first true fictional husband and also made me realize I was a monster fucker. I ADORE this cocky asshole SO MUCH, I love a man who has a voice like honey and eyes that glint with such power that it makes me weak in the knees. Helps that he's got a killer bod and ugh, that SMIRK. Daddy? Sorry, daddy? Sorry- I've always wondered what would happen if his sass and my wit clashed, how long could I humor him with the attention I have before I just- break. Deny me that which I crave with just the right amount of torment and see how long I last until I'm a grovelling mess. Ugh, power is sexy.

[allbeendonebefore]

i went to the city archives yesterday and i found So Much Stuff that is Not immediately relevant to what I actually intended to research but i need to get organized and do my real work before i can parse it out

[heyitslapis]

I'm cleaning out pics from my computer & found some art of my OCs in December the first year i made them. Pink Tourmaline, Apatite & Emerald are there, but I completely forgot that I didn't make my Jasper until the following year

[butmakeitgayblog]

How about Easy A for Clexafication? I could see Clarke trying to help out a fellow gay by telling other kids in school that she slept with him. And then, thanks to her loud mouth friends, it gets out of hand with her trying to help out other guys and she gets labeled the school slut even though she’s never slept with anyone. At first Clarke leans into it and plays up the slut bit but soon realizes that it’s all too much. Her actual crush Lexa seems to be the only person who doesn’t believe the rumors. I see Lexa as the school mascot (the warriors) and she does the whole warrior getup with black eye makeup and riles up the crowd at pep rallies. Lexa also works at a local seafood restaurant where she dresses up like a pirate which is also a look that Clarke quite enjoys. Eventually the truth comes out and Clarke and Lexa become everyone’s favorite couple at school.

Ahoooo do I have a cavalcade of HCs for an Easy A au 👀.

First of all, they'd be childhood friends. The kind with weekly sleepovers and even a joint a 5th birthday party one year (despite their birthdays being 3-4 months apart, much to their parents dismay. But they insisted.) I'm talking the childhood friends who practiced witchcraft in each others backyards (potions of mud, cool lookin rocks, and leaves. Highly dangerous stuff), who learned to ride bikes together, who caught fireflies in glass jars together, who promised to grow up and get married to each other 'cuz boys are yucky' kind of friends.

And then middle school happened. And they both kinda went their separate ways.

Well.

More like Lexa grew into her own person. Doing things like joining the girls basketball team. And then volleyball. Even ruining their weekend plans with track and field practice one too many weekends in a row. She started branching out in her interests and making new friends, and left Clarke totally behind. Or so that's what Clarke has always thought (more on that later)

Cut to high school and they haven't spoken to each other in years. Not since about 3 weeks into 6th grade. There's no animosity or anything, it's just... They're strangers who occasionally wave and smile at each other in the school halls. Lexa way more often than Clarke ever does, but it's not like anybody's keeping a tally. Right? Because it doesn't matter because they don't know each other anymore. Clarke doesn't even really recognize Lexa as the same girl who used to wear matching Mutant Ninja Turtles pj shirts with her and stay up late staring at the glow-in-the-dark stickers on her bedroom ceiling while they talked for hours. Now Lexa is like, Ms. High School with all her Track and Field trophies and her badass Warriors mascot credentials (the pauldron, plastic sword, and warpaint coming across much more threatening than their old mascot, The Raccoons 😕 (tho there will always be something to be said for their freshman year when Lexa was forced to rally in the overstuffed costume while menacingly rubbing her lil raccoon-y painted hands together...)). That all has cemented her a seat at the Cool Kids Table.

Not to mention the fact that Lexa spent all of sophomore and junior year with her arm permanently attached to her (now ex) girlfriend's hip.

Not that Clarke ever cared. Or even noticed. So like, why did you even bring it up? ಠ_ಠ

Anyway.

So when her not-really friend but general acquaintance Monty asks her to... well, be his beard, Clarke agrees. In a way that, jesus fuckin hell, really got away from her faster than she ever anticipated. Because then Monty tells Jasper, and Jasper asks her to do the same, and before she even knows what the hell happened to this simple favor, everyone in school seems to believe that a painfully virgin Clarke is fucking the entire AV Club. And more.

It all spirals from there with the usual slut shaming and everything that goes along with society's hatred of women who have sex. It's only when her own best friend Raven/Wells (whichever, doesn't matter) turns on her - accusing her of being a slut and a liar and a terrible friend for not even telling them - that Clarke just says "haha Ok Fuck This" and goes all in.

Which. Whew. This is Clarke Griffin we're talking about. She's aware she's been blessed by puberty. So when she starts shaking her ass around school in tight jeans and corset tops, it has the exact effect she desires.

And then some.

More, in fact, than she had initially bargained for.

In the melee that follows of more guys bribing their way to be on the Griffin Bedpost Notches of Shame (and few a who missed the fucking memo that all of this is actually fake 😒), there is... Lexa.

Seemingly out of nowhere.

Where people had started parting in the hallways just to not touch her, Lexa seems to start showing up out of nowhere.

The smiles still come, and the friendly waves too. Nothing big. Nothing imposing, or like she wants something like everyone else. But then things like Lexa coming over to sit next Clarke during her break at the pep rally start happening (in her full Warriors getup to boot). Things like Lexa making little jokes to Clarke in passing. There's the moments when she asks Clarke if she's ok and offers her a ride after school, which Clarke always absently turns down. It's weird having Lexa back in her space again, but honestly, she's got too much on her plate to give it much thought. Because Lexa's just Lexa, and now Clarke's apparently the school slut, so... Their worlds are still very much divided.

Until eventually one night Clarke thinks she's actually going out on a date with a nice guy. I mean, she's known Finn since 10th grade. And he picks her up and opens the car door for her and everything. Like,,, this is most definitely a real date!

Except it's not, and he's a pervert asshole just like everyone tf else.

But thankfully, wouldn't ya know it, guess who happens to work at the very seafood/pirate themed restaurant that fuckboy Finn had decided on?

It's finally, FINALLY, in the quiet of Lexa's car when she parks them outside of Clarke's house that they actually talk. It starts with Clarke feeling like a fool for even thinking Finn could—... Not after everything. And Lexa of course does that thing she's taken to doing again. That calm, knowing, entirely too wise for her years kind of smile that Clarke still remembers from when they were kids.

Even in her ridiculous yet oddly attractive pirate's uniform (complete with a discarded eyepatch and clip on parrot) it's distractingly charming.

It's what has Clarke admitting that she doesn't know how she got into this mess. That she never meant to become this person. To which Lexa, in her infinite patience and wisdom, replies, "Clarke, you're still the same person you've always been. I know you. Nothing about you has changed."

Of course Clarke's dismissive answer to that is a smartassed, "Haven't you heard? I'm the school slut."

She can't help but smile at Lexa's laugh. "Actually, if I recall, you're the girl who once convinced me if I hung upside down by my feet from a tree, it'd help me grow taller."

"You can't say for sure that it didn't help," is Clarke's automatic response with a wave toward Lexa's general lanky, goddess-esque physique. Which earns her another laugh. Again, not that anyone's keeping a tally.

"True," is Lexa's response and, dammit, she's doing that all knowing smile-y grin thing again. "But you're also the girl who used to help me tie my shoes. And traded her pickles for my carrots. And taught me how to fold our secret notes so that nobody else could ever read them."

And, yeah, Clarke does remember that. Which in hindsight had been kind of stupid. It wasn't like they ever let their class time correspondence fall into the dastardly hands of anyone but each other, so the chances of interception were zilch making the whole exercise rather moot. But at the time it'd felt... important. Because what'd they'd had was only ever meant for just them.

What the hell even happened to those girls?

"You stopped answering my calls," is Lexa's simple reply. It doesn't even seem to hold any blame. "It was like... one day you just cut me out."

Which was not what had happened?

Was it?

Except, as Lexa gently explains that while, yes, she did start getting into sports, she still always tried to make time for Clarke. She did call and leave messages that kept going unanswered. Sent texts that more often than not were left on read. She'd ask Clarke to go to her games and track meets, sometimes would call her just to come out to eat with her and her teammates. But Clarke had always given her a disinterested promise for a million next times that never actually came.

Eventually Lexa just stopped trying because Clarke made it clear that she didn't like who Lexa was anymore. And it stings ten times worse because Lexa's doesn't sound angry or blaming. Just a little hurt. Maybe still a little sad even after all these years.

It's just one more thing to feel absolutely awful about. Like, she really is the universe's biggest asshole. She has no idea what to do with this revelation of her own failures, or the soft way Lexa keeps looking at her.

After that night things both change, yet stay completely the same. Because after that night when she'd apologized to Lexa and said she regreted doing what she'd done - that 6th grade her was an idiot. 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, and 11th grade her as well 🤧 - she was still the "school slut" and a social pariah, but she had her best friend back at least.

Her best friend who smiled her every time they passed in the hallway and sometimes walked her to class. Her best friend who now ate lunch with her and texted her on the weekends and would laugh at every single one of her jokes (fINE we're keeping a fucking a tally).

Her best friend, who when Clarke mentions is the only perso who talks to her without looking at her corset wrapped breasts, nonchalantly corrects, "Oh I look. Just... Respectfully."

It's hard to return the decency of that favor when Lexa walks away after leaning into Clarke's ear and whispering, "You know I prefer Ninja Turtles pjs anyway."

Clarke eventually comes clean about the whole fiasco, too the shock of everyone. Everyone, that is, except Lexa. Because Lexa kind of knew. Because, as Lexa says in all her glorious Warrior gear, when she kisses Clarke in front of the entire school at the end of the football team's pep rally—

"I told you, Clarke. I know you."

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This 1900 home in Jasper, Alabama looks like a mini southern estate, and estates have nothing on the interior of this home. 5bds, 3ba, $650K.

Love the peachy hallway. Isn't this an estate-like entrance? It also has pocket doors, lovely columns and etched glass in the doors.

This is a lot of house for $650K b/c it's in the south where prices are more reasonable. I wonder if the lions convey.

Look at the rich woods in this room, including the ceiling and fireplace.

The other sitting room has fabric with a rosette in the ceiling. I can't tell if that's fabric on the wall- it does look pleated by the light of the lamp.

Elegant dining room has an ornate white fireplace. It's large enough to accommodate a bigger dining table, also.

The kitchen is quite large and I'm not sure, but I think that the structure on the ceiling over the island is an exhaust, plus cabinetry, as well.

But, that's not all. This kitchen has atmosphere with a full-size curved brick fireplace.

There's a less formal dining room in the family room.

Lovely powder room has an interesting medicine chest. Very pretty, and it ties in nicely with the sink.

The primary bedroom is also elegant and it's large, but not large enough to keep that piece of furniture from blocking the lovely fireplace. It appears that the canopy is suspended from the ceiling, so it has to convey, right?

A pretty closet opens to the bath.

3 stained glass windows in the bath. Isn't that an unusual sink.

This pretty hall leads to a bath.

The bath has a foyer with a lattice divider.

The vintage-y bath has, what may be, the original tub and sink.

This is the largest, most open upstairs landing I've seen. It's like a full-size room.

These two secondary bedrooms are every bit as lovely as the primary. They're both oversized and have beautiful fireplaces.

Pass-through hall doubles as a library.

Outdoors is a kidney-shaped pool.

Cute little greenhouse.

There's a big porch in the back. I wonder if the fencing on the roof indicates that maybe it's a rooftop deck.

https://www.movoto.com/jasper-al/1300-7th-ave-jasper-al-35501/pid_76wgt77c7g/

[b4byblu3z]

HELLOOOO sorry I haven’t been active much!!!

But I just saw your yandere circus and OOOOOO.

I got ideas…

Clown yans with apprentice clown darling who just recently joined: She is new so she’s steadily trying to figure out what the main part of her act is going to be. The clowns use this as a chance to get her to be apart of their act to have her all to themselves. Here’s the fun part. Each clown has a unique act that ties into all of the others. So constantly they are stealing her away from each other to get her to work on their act, but all Darling sees is them being sweet enough to help her out. In reality they are at each other’s throats fighting over her attention. Now the question is… Who will she choose?

Ringmaster Yan with a darling who has applied to take care of the animals that are apart of the circus: His love(obsession) for her happened when he went to her tent to check to see how she was doing on her first day, and he so happened to walk in on her caring for a female elephant and her child. In that second he froze and it felt like his heart skipped over itself. From that point on he would constantly call her over to his tent from the pretense that an animal needed to be checked on while he supervised. This was so he could have her all to himself away from all the other members of the circus.

Twin tight rope walker yans with a contortionist darling: The twins from birth have always been inseparable. They shared everything. Clothes, hair styles, speech patterns, etc. If you saw one you could guarantee you would see the other not far behind. That is the main reason as to why their act was so special. They could not speak a word to each other before a show and do tricks flawlessly. It’s just how well they know each other. One day a new comer shows up and immediately they both are in awe. After their act from behind the curtains they see contortionist Darling move her body in ways they thought impossible. She could balance three bowling pins one on top of the other on the balls of her foot all the while bent backwards. She would flip and turn, and throughout her entire act the crowd was in awe. She made the children laugh and made gasps sound throughout the audience when she did something that many deemed impossible. After the Twins got through watching her act that moment they both knew something. They had to have her all to themselves, and they weren’t too keen on sharing her either…

Name Ideas:

Clowns: Chuckles, Whimsy, Pipo, Pips, Patches, Tot, Binks, Dimitri, Alphie, Artie, Chester, Davey, Edwin.

Ringmaster: Everett, Gabriel, Julius, Titus, Imre, Sebastian, Alexander, Edmund, Alister, Callum, Liam.

Tight rope walkers: Noah and Nathaniel, Toby and Thomas, Leo and Lucas, Finley and Freddie, Hugh and Hugo, Abel and Ave, Jasper and Finn, Benjamin and Elijah, Ash and Heath, Atlas and Adonis.

Sorry if this is too long!! I hope you’re having an amazing day/night!!! Keep up the amazing work!!!!!

YOUR IDEAS ARE SO YUMMY WHAT

Like a band of clowns (Sunday, Artie, Chuckles, and Alphie) who joined the circus to put their unique violent skills into something helpful, their act is intricate, involving everything from slapstick comedy to knife throwing. Poor darling doesn't fit in, they're clumsy and oh so inexperienced.

The clowns, of course, offer to help their new apprentice vying for their attention in the process. Darling is all merry, happy that their mentors are all trying to get their act to fit into the show. Meanwhile, the clowns are giving each other nasty glares behind their back.

Or the Ringmaster, Edmund, who simply can't do it all. He's in charge of everything: animal care, cleaning, organizing shows. He just can't do it anymore. With one of his best elephants about to give birth and his show growing in popularity, he needs help.

He puts out an ad, asking for workers who were willing to travel with the circus to help out. Darling answers the advertisement, applying for the animal handling position. They were clumsy and a bit skittish, but beggars can't be choosers. He hired them up front, and their work began quickly. He avoided them for the first several weeks, until they're late bringing out the animals, and he went to search for them. Finding them in the elephant's trailer, he watched them help the newborn nurse, and a switch in him flipped. Something about the care that they gave the creature, the gentleness with which they handled her, it enraptured him.

He began calling them to check on certain animals, even when check ups or grooming was unnecessary. He just wanted to see them so desperately and get them away from prying eyes.

Or the tightrope walkers, Toby and Thomas, who were used to sharing, ever since they were young they would share toys, clothes, snacks, they even shared a bedroom until they were teenagers.

It was only natural that they share the pretty new performer as well. They're mesmerized by the way that they can move, flipping and twisting into unnatural positions.

The two made a silent agreement on their first night with the circus. The twins would share them, like they shared everything else. They belonged to the twins, even if they didn't know it.

[penaltyboxmaster]

me and my boyfriend are being weirdos but

what do you think of sampo ranta, justus annunen, lari heikkinen, and jasper patrikainen (do we think they’re all gay or only some of them) (yes heikkinen and patrikainen and annunen have girlfriends) (me and my boyfriend don’t know how to feel) (we’re in need of desperate help)

i only follow Annunen and Ranta because of the avs so i know nothing about the other two. But you always love goalies.

Annunen is my little goalie and i love him, very excited that we signed him for two more years because he looks like an AMAZING future tendy and i hope him and georgie kill it next season.

it’s not my place to actually think what a persons sexuality is though. I’ll draw the requests and i’ll make jokes about it but i take none of it seriously and honestly it’s not something i really think about, if i’m being honest. so i guess the answer is no, i don’t think they’re gay.

[battle-of-alberta]

trying out some new digital art things (again) so enjoy this doodle of Ed in front of the old Bay on Jasper Ave

part of my mission to put more edmonton propaganda on here >:3c huhu

[cecroadtripau]

Hi!

avenger chuck/Charlie wants to get all the cec band members and creatures back together

pizzacam is a sidekick to Av. Chuck

Av. lives in a house with pizzacam, pepperoni and the four other versions of cec (ptt is charles, tux is Carlten, coach is Chett, rockstar is cam)

Av./Charlie and Pizzacam find Crusty working at a diner

Pizzacam and Av./Charlie order food

Crusty is their waiter

The two introduce themselves to Crusty (Charlie recognizes him)

Av./Charlie mentions the plan

Crusty mentions an old tour bus belonging to his cousin Copernicus

Crusty calls him about the bus

The trio take Crusty’s old station wagon to Coper’s house

Crusty is the oldest out of the trio so he drives

Av./Charlie, Pizzacam and Crusty are looking for Jasper now

He’s at a random restaurant preforming bad moon rising

and that’s all the plot I’ve got so far (designs coming soon!)

[missguomeiyun]

Iced Americano at Julia's cafe~

This cafe is located in the lobby of Standard Life Building on Jasper Ave. It's kinda cute. I'm not sure about their customer traffic =/ there are other coffee shop options really close-by. What I liked most about this place wasn't the coffee but the chalkboard menu concept on their wall! It's diff :D

[kat-hawke]

Dissent of The Remaining

For thirty long minutes, the two individuals persevered in their efforts to find a mutually agreeable solution to their dispute. Despite their voices never being raised, the tension in the air was palpable, causing any present staff or witnesses to quickly retreat. The atmosphere in the parlor was one of sternness, as both parties collected their thoughts and spoke in measured tones, as if the room itself were in the eye of a storm. Fueled by a mixture of whiskey and spite, Kat sat resolutely while Jasper paced and recounted the history of their disagreement.

"If you show up in Stormwind, everthin' changes, and that canno' be undone. Understand?" Kat firmly stated, idly spinning the glass of whiskey in her fingers. "Everything here changes, no' fer you, but everyone in the village below. Taxes, vassalage, levies, political battlegrounds. In mere days ye'd turn all of their lives upside-down."

"I understand the repercussions, but it 'as been years, nearly a decade, an' while this community has flourished, I worry it will go stagnan' without properly rejoinin' the nation." Jasper countered, pacing calmly in front of the parlor hearth. "Many in the village feel th' same way. We cannot continue to bet their livelihood on merely four trade contracts. I am no' worried about the political climate. Such foolishness is wot I have existed around since I was a boy."

To Kat's growing annoyance, Jasper continued to leverage facts in his argument. She knew of the positives that reintegrating into the nation could bring, yet she preferred the isolation and the sense of protection it held. Choosing then to shift the topic and rob Jasper of his footing.

"Be tha' as it may, the Kingdom isn't safe right now. Demons, quite literally, wander th' streets. Tensions are high and fights are rampant. Yesterday the Chruch attempted to hold a parlay, t'set basic understandings of the former enemies, but it turned into a bloodbath as traitors took the opportunity t'strike." The Director thew one leg over the other at the knee. "Once tensions calm, we can revisit th' idea."

"By yer standards, Stormwind will never be considered safe." Jasper quickly retorted. "There will always be some threat. There will always be a risk. It is th' very nature o' yer occupation, Katanie. At what point is it enough? The child comes and goes on yer coattails, even on 'er own at times. I think it amicable to request th' same freedoms."

Kat's jaw shifted, visibly irked, and her eyes shifted to the small pile resting on the table, which had been delivered nearly an hour ago.

"That 'as nothing t'do with this." Jasper interjected, catching where her gaze had gone. "I know wot yer thinkin', Kat. There is no ulterior motive 'ere, from anyone."

She lifted her glass to her lips and took a long drink, staring at him over the rim in blatant disbelief. Jasper remained silent, his expression unwavering as he stood by his claim that the letters weren't the origin of their argument. The tension between them was palpable, an overwhelming sense of frustration washed began to churn within the Director's core.

"Ye barely know her and yet she brings out th' worst in you," Jasper sighed.

"I know enough," Kat quickly spat back, setting the empty glass on the side table as she stood from the plush chair. "And I'll 'ave you know that we managed t'have a conversation just fine th' other day, even if it was interrupted before she could rouse m' ire."

Straightening out her sleeves and pulling the blazer flat of wrinkles, the Director exited the room. She ended the discussion as she said her final piece over the shoulder. "Th' answer is still no. No' until this man'ari nonsense is quelled."

Jasper's restless pacing came to a sudden halt as he found himself abandoned in the parlor. A deep sigh of despondency escaped his lips, and he shook his head in disappointment. He slowly turned to gaze longingly out of the window, his eyes fixated on the small village below. Like a bird confined within an ornate cage.

[ vague passing mention of @longveil ]

[guzmapkmn-archive]

btw learning lee moved to GEORGIA in s2 was such a shock. i guess i never paid that much attention, and i just assumed she went to florida bc thats where falcone lives.... but maybe mario lived in ga?

but also i love little things like this bc i get to analyze them. for example. the card says atlanta, but there is not a hillsborough in georgia. there is a hillsboro in jasper county tho. also that address (2120 south decker st) does not exist, the closest i found was 2120 south decker ave in baltimore. also, 11453 is a zip code in new york. atlanta zip codes start with 30-. BUT she HAS to be based in georgia bc 404 is a georgia area code. very interesting

[the-quotable-alberta-hansard]

March 21, 2024

Mr. Getson: This United Conservative government is doing more than any other government before to support the homeless, improve public safety, and make sure that the most vulnerable in our society get access to the services they need to live successful, happy lives. Unfortunately, the NDP opposition has made it very clear that they don’t feel the same way. Instead of getting vulnerable Albertans the help they need, the NDP opposition, or should I say the party of tents, would rather have people brutalized by dangerous gangs, made victims of the environment or lethal drugs run rampant, or, worse yet, freeze and burn to death in encampments.

Just look at their socialist comrades in British Columbia, that flooded the streets with taxpayer-funded drugs, emboldened cartels and organized crime, defunded the police, and demoralized their hard-working citizens. This is the legacy of the NDP, and if they had it their way, this would be the future for Albertans. But, Mr. Speaker, the United Conservative government is standing firm against the normalized chaos that the NDP so desperately want. Jasper Ave will not become East Hastings.

Let’s be clear, Mr. Speaker. This is a direct attack on the well-being of the most vulnerable in our society. It’s a sick socialist ideology that would rather see trafficking minors, exploding propane heaters, total victimization by dangerous gangs, unsanitary conditions, including over 4,000 used needles, than keeping people safe and warm in the winter. The opposition strategy to attack the incredible social service organizations that work day in and day out to support those in need is an attack to our Indigenous partners who are working tirelessly to provide shelter, cultural services as well. It’s an attack on our law enforcement officers who risk their lives every day to keep Albertans safe. Most of all, it’s an attack on the dignity of the Albertans who the NDP would rather have in an abandoned tent and a photo op than to really take care of.

[heyitslapis]

Oh also they have two voices that overlap when they speak 💚

Thinking about my OC fusion that goes by they/them pronouns & refers to themselves as "we/us" 👌🫶